My last summertime house before school looked to get me in a perpetual state of blue balls. It had been the hottest summertime in recorded history of our place meaning long was spent in the pool. A coincidence, no doubt, but with my good friends and their friends visiting almost daily, girls appear to find themselves in a consistent competition to see who had the skimpiest swimwear, the sexiest human anatomy because swimsuit, and the most extravagant behaviour in their bikinis. Mother arrived on the scene to see what the commotion was about on one of our earliest days, to find girls doing attractive dances and sporting people from their stage on the fishing board. The majority of the people preferred the girls sporting one eyes, baring their pussies for an instant, but I was always a tits and ass man. Busted! Also carrying a swimsuit, Mom stood at the far conclusion of the pool watching the goings on. The group noticed her nearly straight away and named aloud hellos. Of course, the...